ello, my name is Dave A'audney, and here is a little bit about myself:

     "I pray for the strength to change what I can. The ability to recognize what others think I can't and the incapacity to accept the difference."

      I'm a fat, bald, very married family man. I enjoy doing designs for screen printing. With the help of a dedicated team, I get them printed and sell them. Lots of them.

      I play tennis, table tennis, have a business in Orewa across from the beach. Have been known to ride my bike to work, chase my wife around the office, drink expresso intemperately and enjoy the occasional beer. I tell terrible jokes, the best of them rude.

      I'm a Scientologist.